he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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