rhymes with "ouble enetration"
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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