I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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