the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
ok first of all what the fuck
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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