:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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