Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize
