No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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