You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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