We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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