I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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