watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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