Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
My dick has a subreddit
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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