You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I'm both gender and math confused
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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