He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Randomize
