I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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