i permit you to call me
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
vagina is talking i cant
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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