Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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