She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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