we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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