If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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