am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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