She's JV to your varsity
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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