I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
My vagina is officially offended.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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