That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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