THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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