Don't make out with my wife yet
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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