my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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