called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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