If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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