i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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