So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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