I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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