Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I believe in your delicious
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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