she woke up with a sticky ear
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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