He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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