Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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