Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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