he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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