Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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