Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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