i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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