What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
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NoShamevember. You game?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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