UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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