tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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