im six kinds of drunk right now
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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