I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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