This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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