so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
wow bdsm is so cute
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