your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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