I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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