I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
My vagina just recognized that song.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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