So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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